i just need to rant about Bombur
because i love him so goddamn much and i wish he was real so i could do this:
i have loved him for like two thirds of my life at this point. he was an instant favorite the very first time i read The Hobbit as a girl. why exactly? well i mean obviously since there are so many dwarves, very few of them were as fleshed-out (no pun intended… okay maybe a little) as he was. he had personality and he stood out. plus i mean he was The Fat One and he got hassled for it all the time and i could relate to that.
and now the movie is almost here and ugh. i am dying. i can’t wait. the actor is going to be perfect!!!!! he’s adorable!!!!! AND HIS BEARD OH MY GOD!! SDKLJF;ASIELFHSDFLAJDK
and his tag is like 98% love and it makes me so happy that the fandom seems to adore him as much as i do. well maybe not as much as i do but it makes me happy that he’s been so well received.
but there was this one post from ‘middle earth mysteries’ or something that was like “how did Bombur have a wife and Thorin didn’t?” and obviously half the point was that everyone thinks Thorin is totally hot but the OTHER half of the point pissed me off majorly and… well this happened:
it turned into a Tag Rant.
screw the haters! Bombur is a catch and a half! he’s adorable and a redhead and he cooks and his beard is better than yours will EVER be so SUCK IT!
ps BOMBUR SWEETIE I LOVE YOU MEET ME IN THE KITCHEN WE’LL BAKE TOGETHER