first complete sentence on page 45 of the first book i pick up describing my sex life

ibelieveinthepowerofstuff:

He realized that the demon was going to decend on the hall, that he had plotted all day, from dawnlight until darkness gathered again over the world and stealthy night shapes came stealing forth under the cloud murk.
-beowulf

“During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.”

my boyfriend grabbed my copy of Beowulf, i grabbed LoTR. yep.

nunia:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

Well, she’s not wrong..

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Source: supermassiveasshole