“It’s a two way street.”
omg, my favorite part of this episode is when Monk is wandering through the desert and he starts shouting, "YOU WIN, DIRT! YOU WIN. … :whimpers: well played.”
and it’s kind of become a thing now, with me and my boyfriend. whenever we feel defeated, especially if we look a bit silly in the process, we cry out "YOU WIN, DIRT!"
Monk Challenge:  Hug
Monk brothers reunion.
having lots of Trudy Monk feelings right now
went to the bookstore with some holiday time cash moneys
could not resist
omg Monk novels!!!
also i’ve never read Beowulf and i figured it was about time i did. this is the bilingual version… i can’t read old english but i love language and a bilingual edition of any book automatically gives me a giant nerdboner. you know i’m going to try to puzzle out the old english too. because that shit is cool.
awww Mr. Monk!
That would actually have been fabulous. In every way.
[✔] random pangs in the general area of my uterus
[✔] large pimple having it’s grand opening on my face complete with balloons and streamers
[✔] getting emotional over weird things (crying in the middle of the night over an episode of Monk that i haven’t watched since like last month, waves of self-loathing triggered by having to run away like a coward and use another bathroom because there was an earwig on the floor by the toilet, torrents of guilt over another earwig on the upstairs sink that i killed by spraying it with tile cleaner and washed it down the drain)
[✔] getting überemotional over appropriate things (copious tears rolling down my face, landing on my boobs in salty puddles during the incredibly touching end of the movie Brave, weeping as i read over an entry in my diary and i realize it’s been half a year since i’ve seen my sister, all heartstrings snap in unison when my niece shows me a random drawing she did of me with a ballpoint pen in a little notebook she keeps in her grandmother’s car)
[✔] alternating between not hungry at all and ravenous as a wild beast
[✔] cannot maintain eye contact with a photo of Tim Curry
yep, it’s PMS