Google Is Hiding In Your Bushes
okay. like many people, i’m addicted to google. i google everything. but at the same time i recognize that google is eating the internet and it freaks me out. it ate youtube and tried to eat twitter. it remembers everything about you, knows where you live, stores up info on you based on every search you’ve ever done. so occasionally i google disparaging remarks about google. creepy phrases (“google sees all”). complaints (“google stop eating the internet”). you know. today i googled “google watches you sleep” and was utterly horrified to find results for that exact phrase.