this goddamn poster has been taunting me at every single visit to the movie theater since
a long time, idk
thank god i hardly ever get to go to the movies
my baby and i walk out and i have to stand there a second, coincidentally looking a lot like Bilbo standing staring at the doorway there
i assume this is from the part where he and Balin and… was it Kili? go out and explore the front gate? and Bilbo and Balin are like “jesus it smells bad omfg does febreeze work on stone?”
think for a second about how a dragon must smell.
think of how a lizard’s tank smells.
now think of a dragon.
a giant lizard that eats people.
god damn, dragons must reek something awful.