Oin, can you hear the ocean?
Eh?
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Software giant Microsoft has denied rumors that it acquired the Roman Catholic Church and exclusive electronic rights to the Bible. ☯94DEC
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Some YYH reaction gifs dedicated to weakatheart :P Feel free to use all of them
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first complete sentence on page 45 of the first book i pick up describing my sex life
He realized that the demon was going to decend on the hall, that he had plotted all day, from dawnlight until darkness gathered again over the world and stealthy night shapes came stealing forth under the cloud murk.
-beowulf
“During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.”
my boyfriend grabbed my copy of Beowulf, i grabbed LoTR. yep.
i am laughing so hard my face hurts
that’s why he eats his eggs raw
I don’t need to cook when there are plenty of girls who cook for me.
touché
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