"Hi! Nob!", he shouted. "Where are you, you woolly-footed slow-coach? Nob!"
"Coming, Sir! Coming!"
A cheery-looking Hobbit bobbed out of a door, and seeing the travellers, stopped short and stared at them with great interest.
fact: Nob is one of my favorite minor characters in literature, ever, and i don’t even know why. i just like him. whatever. hobbits are awesome.
if i actually giggle out loud like a frigging lunatic, that means i have to reblog whatever it is
i don’t make the rules
just a reminder that these are a thing, and i make them. just for you. they’re name patches, in elvish script and dwarvish runes. you can find more info if you click the link and visit my etsy store. coupon code: AndEspeciallyThorin for 10% off!
they don’t have to be names. i’ll basically do anything you want. i’ll embroider naughty words in elvish if you want me to. whatever floats your boat.
i do plenty of custom stuff, and my prices are reasonable, so talk to me!
So. Here’s the thing. i, like most hardcore nerds, own all three extended edition dvds of the LoTR movie trilogy. But i still have a 2-disc widescreen version of Fellowship of the Ring from before the extended dvds came out. I tried to list it on amazon.com to sell, but too many assholes tried selling other shit and passing it off as LoTR, and ruined it for the rest of us, so they don’t let you sell LoTR dvds anymore.
If anyone is interested in it, I’ll give it to you for just the shipping cost plus a little extra for packaging materials. those padded envelopes aren’t free, you know. it’ll ship from NY, and I’ll send it anywhere you’re willing to pay postage for. it could potentially be really cheap because media mail isn’t that expensive.
message me if you’re interested.
as you can see, it’s mint. no scratches, no nothing. the case is shiny and beautiful and the discs are like friggin’ mirrors. THIS BABY CAN BE YOURS.
' “White! ” he sneered. “It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.”
"In which case it is no longer white," said I. "And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." ‘
It went in at last, and Butterbur’s face was a study in wonder. The eyes in his broad face grew round, and his mouth opened wide, and he gasped.
‘Strider!’ he exclaimed when he got back his breath. ‘Him with a crown and all and a golden cup! Well, what are we coming to?’
‘Better times, for Bree at any rate,’ said Gandalf.
'I hope so, I'm sure,' said Butterbur.
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first complete sentence on page 45 of the first book i pick up describing my sex life
He realized that the demon was going to decend on the hall, that he had plotted all day, from dawnlight until darkness gathered again over the world and stealthy night shapes came stealing forth under the cloud murk.
"During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise."
my boyfriend grabbed my copy of Beowulf, i grabbed LoTR. yep.
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS